mi cabra es su cabra

the Goat’s Secret fashion show is just rough-as-a-cob soft porn

(it ain’t over till the fat goat sings)

that’s received a stamp of cultural acceptability

everyone couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn

that’s just like the goat calling the cattle animals

is that a goat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

given my views on LG-Bra

it’s not the heat it’s the humidity

so don’t burn your bridges yet

it should be fairly clear at this point what I think about Goat’s Secret

it’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

one thumb up for a spoiled goat

he went the whole 9 yards anyway

goat night, sleep tight and don’t let the bed bugs bite

most often characterized as being obnoxious and rude

God is stretching out the north side of her Goat’s Secret lingerie

she’s been hit with an ugly stick

while it’s difficult to measure the speed of goat

this hurts me worse than it does you

most sources state upwards of 20 km/h

so when life gives you lemons make lemonade

and when you receive goats make baby-goats

a loving goat who loves to laugh and have fun

six of one and half a dozen of another

she has a goat-spot for mammals

don’t put all your goats in one basket

she can be the most loyal goatfriend you’ve ever had

patience is a virtue

she’s smart when she wants to be, and retarded other times

colder than a goat’s tit in a grass bra

that’s what we call Goat’s Secret

I have been dreaming of goats since before I had children

nothing goated nothing bloated, right?

most rational goats would not consider this family entertainment

stop and smell the goats and that’s water under the bridge

it’s hard to ignore how he’s pulling her legs and she’s tugging his balls

that’s rubber on the side of the road

the runway goats wearing itty-bitty push-up bras and panties

we’ll jump that fence when we get to it

we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it

stop being such a bitch and act more like a goat

adorned with bling galore

we’re gonna tie one on tonight

where the nipples are in a downward motion

providing ease of tit ejaculation

is anyone else outraged by this?

or more fun than a barrel of monkeys?

It’s bad enough that goaty men are going to watch this “acceptable” porn

keep your nose to the grindstone

and just reinforce the feminine body

slower than a seven year itch in seventh heaven

and it’s bad enough that goaty women are going to see it as well

just like the squeaky wheel gets the grease

yet another opportunity

to put that in your pipe and smoke it

and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine

sometimes you just gotta let your goat down

you can’t judge a goat by its mustache

as every goat doesn’t have silver mohair

so buy the farm, burn the wood

for goat things come to those who wait

but remember whoever dies with the most goats wins!



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